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Steotchalong 5: Pattern 4

Week 4 – more than halfway through!

Remember to follow along on FB, for live videos every Sunday night, and the Official Steotchalong Group for all the latest theories and updates.

Totally lost? Click here for the Steotchalong explainer.

Don’t forget our various contests – and keep the WIPs coming with hashtag #steotchalong.

As always, the Steotchalong is pay what you want, if you want. As often as you want.

 

 

 

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Okay.

The time has come.

Without further ado.

Let us delay no longer.

The one.

The only.

PATTERN 4

Engage!

Steotchalong 5: Pattern 3

Hard to believe it’s only week 3.  Will this one help clear things up?  Maaaaaaybe.

Remember to follow along on FB, and the Official Steotchalong Group for all the latest theories and updates.

Lost? Click here for the Steotchalong explainer.

Don’t forget our various contests – and keep the WIPs coming with hashtag #steotchalong.

As always, the Steotchalong is pay what you want, if you want. As often as you want.

 

 

 

(Paypal links will open in a new window)

Hey now.

Here it comes.

The long awaited third installment.

PATTERN 3

Go to it.

Steotchalong 5: Pattern 2

We have arrived at week two.  Remember to follow along on FB, and the Official Steotchalong Group for all the latest theories and updates.

Lost?  Click here for the Steotchalong explainer.

Don’t forget our various contests – and keep the WIPs coming with hashtag #steotchalong.

As always, the Steotchalong is pay what you want, if you want.  As often as you want.

 

 

(Paypal links will open in a new window)

And so.

Without further ado.

The second Pattern.

Right here.

Just click the link below.

Here

That line, just above.

You should have clicked by now.

Getting colder.

Nope you missed it.

Steotchalong 5: Pattern 1

HEEEEEEERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

First rodeo? Click here if you need more information.

Don’t forget our various contests – share your WIPs, engage in the Facebook group or other social media using the hashtag #steotchalong. The whole point of this madness to build up the community of internet cross stitchers – make friends, share your talents, have fun. We’ll keep the shtick going on here while you make it the must-do annual event for stitchers everywhere.

As always, the Steotchalong is pay what you want, if you want.

 

 

(Paypal links will open in a new window)

Steotchalong patterns are freely available during the Steotchalong (and only during the Steotchalong) using the link below, whether or not you choose to click the links above.

Choose kindly. 🙂

You may download Pattern 1 below. And God have mercy on your soul.

PATTERN ONE

Steotchalong 5: Contest Deets

Share your progress and win fabulous prizes!!

Every year, we encourage you to share your WIP pics: show us some amazing place you’ve brought your Steotchalong; capture that smugness on your cat’s face when he knows he’s sitting on your stitching; document every glorious mistake you’ve got to rip out; show us what you’re watching on TV as you stitch; find a local celebrity to pose with you and your WIP… you know, impress us all with your creativity and style.  And of course, send in your general WIP pics, too, so we can include them in our slideshow compilation and weekly updates.

This year’s WIP Pic Contests will be judged in the following areas:

  1. Cutest. Because it’s the Internet, and you all have babies and pets and adorable grandmas who deserve to be recognized as such.  Really, show us something freaking precious, you guys.  Fight for it.
  2. Distance from HQ. That’s right, from Steotch Global Headquarters here in Durham, NC, USA.  Which of you are stitching from farthest away?  We want to see from all of our International stitchers this year, so please send pictures!
  3. Largest group of Steotchalongers. We know that many of you roped your friends into stitching with you and others have found local Steotch neighbors in the FB Steotchalongers group.  Get together, stitch over lunch, plan a meetup somewhere local to you (We’ll be doing this here in North Carolina – details to come!)… and take a picture with your WIPs!  The picture with the most Steotchalongers wins (and everyone in the picture gets credit).
  4. Most creative sampler. Yes, we’ll have many design options for you to choose from in the final week of this year’s Steotchalong, but there’s always someone who’s gotta go off-script and do their own thing.  Well, this year’s pattern is perfect for that, and we may reward you for it.  So if you wanna get personal with this year’s sampler, go for it.  Have fun and make something exceptional.
  5. Judge’s Awards. For whatever we want.

Prizes will depend on category, but will include free patterns, kits and related bric-a-brac.  We will be restocking our kits and aprons soon, and we have a handful of new designs coming out this summer– there will be new offerings for even the most faithful groupies.

As always, this contest is purely for fun and we reserve ultimate judgment over the winners.  Please participate, send us your pics, but DON’T FIGHT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’M TURNING THIS AROUND.  Let’s have a good time sharing the magic of sweary cross stitch.

Steotchalong 5: Back On My Bullshit

OFFICIAL RULES AND SUCH:  Please read carefully!

WHAT IS IT?

It’s the return of the internet’s premier cross stitch mystery stitchalong.  We create a mystery pattern and dole it out to you in weekly installments.  You don’t know what you’re stitching at first, but it slowly becomes apparent as you go along, and by the time you figure it out, you and thousands of your new friends around the world are having too much fun to stop.  Also, there are jokes.

WHY IS IT?

It’s for fun.  It’s for making friends.  It’s for sharing your talents.  It’s for sending Steotch a little do re me.

WHO IS IT?

Anyone can join in- you, your moms, your gramps, your kid.  It’s open to anyone around the world who wants to take part.  This year’s design is built to be very accessible- quick and easy. Learn to stitch with us!  There’ll never be a better time.

Each week’s pattern will be fast to stitch up- you’ll hardly have to put down that margarita all summer long.  There will be different text and image options to choose from in the final pattern installment, some of which may be more complex than others, but overall, the basic design is very simple.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

Weekly and for 7 weeks, starting in July, we will post a pattern to our website (http://steotch.com).  Go there and download it.  Each week’s pattern will build on the previous one, but completed stitches will be grayed out to make it easy to follow.  Trust us, it’ll work beautifully.  We’ve hardly ever fucked it up.  Follow us on our website or any of our other outlets (FB, Twitter, Instagram, Tinder, Yo, Angry Birds Cross Stitch, etc.), and you’ll never miss a single pattern release.

WHEN IS IT?

Patterns will release at Midnight (or thereabouts) each Monday for seven weeks, starting on July 3.

  •             July 3- Pattern 1
  •             July 10- Pattern 2
  •             July 17- Pattern 3
  •             July 24- Pattern 4
  •             July 31- Pattern 5
  •             August 7- Pattern 6
  •             August 14- Final Patterns

SUPPLIES:

You’ll need your basic cross stitch supplies- fabric, thread, needle, scissors, a hoop if you dig it, bourbon shots, you know- the usual.  This year’s design will be a return to our standard size- about 65×97 stitches.  We stitch on 16-count Aida fabric- using that or an equivalent gauge of evenweave will give you a final design that fits perfectly in a standard 5×7 frame.

Aim for a light colored fabric- white or antique white would work well… or if you’re feeling adventurous, you do you.

THREADS:

THERE WILL BE TWO THREAD LISTS.  The first thread list is here below.  The final pattern release will have many design options to pick from, some of which will have additional threads not on this list.  We can’t give you the whole list now because we want to let the choose-your-own-adventure aspect be as fun and varied as it can be.  Don’t fret- we’ll also try to keep that pattern simple, and you’ll be under no deadline keep up with a schedule.

Here are the threads you’ll need for the first six weeks–

One skein of each will more than suffice:
  • DMC 347 – salmon – very dark
  • DMC 351 – coral
  • DMC 353 – peach
  • DMC 827 – blue – very light
  • DMC 926 – gray green – medium
  • DMC 931 – antique blue – medium
  • DMC 3750 – antique blue – very dark

NO BROWNS AND NO WHITE SO THERE.

HOW MUCH IS IT TO PLAY?

The Steotchalong will once again be a pay-what-you-want model.  There will be buttons up on our website if you would be so kind as to contribute to the game.  Your financial contribution helps ensure that we keep this thing going year after year.

THIS MAKES CROSS STITCH FUN?  F’REAL?

Oh indeed.  We’ll be running a few contests during the summer, and this year one of them will put a premium on stitching with friends.  Start thinking about pulling together Steotchalong meetups.

We’ll host one in the Triangle of North Carolina – but we’ll also meet your gathering via Skype, as well as regularly checking in with you all via Facebook Live.  This should be our most interactive event yet.

Also, this year, we will forgo the bulletin boards we used in previous years in favor of a secret Facebook group for Steotchalongers only.  While we recognize some of you don’t partake in Facebook, you can still share your work as always, using other social media platforms.  We think the FB group could prove to be a great way to share our progress and generally kibbitz in ways that haven’t happened previously.  Plus it seems like a good community-builder, so we’re going to give it a shot.  Watch our Facebook page for the link.

HOW DO I SIGN UP?

There are no sign-ups, no loyalty oaths, no gods, no masters.  Just stitching and bullshit.

Steotchalong 4: Wrap-Up

S4

Relive the quaint days of a simpler time – a couple months ago:

As promised, we’ve selected a handful of the selfies as More Good than all the rest.  We’ll be reaching out to each of these folks individually to help them get their choice of kit from our Etsy.

Cutest:

cutest

Sorry, cat people – from Jessica, via Facebook

Funniest

funniest

The comment makes it. –  from leighdelo on Instagram.

Dankest Place

dankest

Yosemite always wins – from mgokayla on Instagram.

Daringest

daringest

That’s the inside of a submarine.  I ain’t going in no submarine.  – from MK on Facebook.

Thanks to all who played along – the video above includes some really fun and amazing pictures, and we continue to be astounded that you all apparently enjoy doing this with us!

Stay tuned for more Steotchalong updates as events warrant.