All The Way

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Whoa, that’s a full traditional sampler all the way. Traditional sampler, oh my god. It’s a traditional sampler, all the way. Whoa that’s so intense. Whoa man! Wow! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa ho ho oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Woo! Oh wow! Woo! Yeah! Oh ho ho! Oh my god! Oh my god look at that! It’s starting even to look like a traditional New England Sampler! Oh my god it’s full on! Traditional sampler all the way across the frame! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. What does this mean? Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. God. It’s so bright, oh my god it’s so bright and vivid! Oh. Ah! Ah! It’s so beautiful! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god, it’s a traditional sampler! Oh right on my wall. Oh my god. Oh my god, what does it mean? Tell me. Too much. I don’t know what it means. Oh my god it’s so intense. Oh. Oh. Oh my god.

Full on Etsy link all the way. SOLD

Pattern!  So intense!

Exhibit Awesome

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P1010227

Yo dawg, I herd you like internet memes rendered in beautifully embroidered cross stitch samplers so I put a beautifully embroidered cross stitch sampler in your beautifully embroidered cross stitch sampler so you can beautifully embroider cross stitch while you beautifully embroider cross stitch.

Herd you like Etsy links.  Sold

Pattern

Notorious S.T.I.T.C.H.

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Echoing the age-old wisdom of the Shakers, whose traditional folk song “Simple Gifts” has inspired musicians and composers throughout the last two centuries, this sampler evokes a modern longing for more simple times. We can all say, with the poet:

I don’t know what they want from me
It’s like the more money we come upon
The more problems we see.

Or see this.

You can drop some of that problem causing money on this piece, over at Etsy. SOLD

Re-Stitchified and available again! Nevermind

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