ATTENTION AIR TRAVELERS: This won’t hurt a bit.
A cautionary sampler, inspired by John Tyner .
It’s on Etsy, but that shouldn’t be a shocker. sold
Bless This House
Myocardial infarction?
No.
Hepatocellular adenoma?
No.
Lupus?
Not even close.
Lovely traditional cross stitch sampler?
Let’s just say it’s not lupus. it’s SOLD
Harmless Sampler
This traditional New England Sampler is the perfect addition to any nursery, den, or cellar. It is perfectly harmless and unremarkable.
There is really nothing to see here of any significance.
Not even sure why it’s on here.
Please move on naturally to the next sampler.
It’s on Etsy, for some reason. It’s sold, for some reason.
Top of the Meme To Ye
It could be one of the mythical Tuatha Dé Danann of Irish folklore. Or a crackhead.
Either way, we grabbed our special leprechaun embroidery thread, passed down to us from our great great grandfathers, and made our own amateur art.
We want the gold. Sold
