My Chick Bad

I wanna stitch ya in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick the three,
And if you like it in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back with the DMC.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Stitch it, don’t stop,
Keep the door locked,
Don’t knock while the hoop rock –
We french knot so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how ’bout on the beach with black sand
Stitch up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap cat
Embroider the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That website Steotch (woo!)
In the public bathroom
However you want it lover lover gonna tap that aida soon
See I cast ’em, and I passed ’em get a tight grip and I grasp ’em, I flash ’em and outlast ’em
And if it ain’t good then I trash ’em,
While you stash ’em, I’ll let ’em free,
And they tell me what they fantasy.
Like up on the roof (roof!)
(Tell Regretsy not to be mad at me).

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Erin Goatse Bragh

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Some people say we’re a little anal about making high-quality traditional samplers. Well there’s nothing a little anal about this work of our hands! We’ve painstakingly worked every plunging stitch, and firmly stretched the piece into its striking frame. This work is sure to forever change how you see the traditional Irish claddagh. No matter how hard you try.

Sláinte!

Makes a memorable St. Patty’s Day gift.

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