All arise.
This little sampler isn’t for sale, it’s for a friend.
Pattern available.
Eam Volo Mea Submergere Balls
It was hard to choose the right text for this image. Alternative options included:
“I thought it would lighten the mood a little.”
“WHO’S GOT A PLATE OF SOMETHING?”
“We’ll have supper next weekend.”
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Our tribute to the greatest TV show of all time, this 8″x12″ sampler is the result of a month of work.
Call me old fashioned, but I think it’s pretty okay! It will look great in your sideways home, hung above your sofa or love seat.
It is the perfect gift for certain occasions.
Please note that this is two hundred.
And forty dollars.
Worth of stitchin’.Shhhhhhh. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It’s ouutta heeeeeere.
Love Like an Eagle
George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799, 6’8″, 2,000 lbs) was the dominant military and political leader of the new United States of America from 1775 to 1799. He led the American victory over Britain in the American Revolutionary War as commander-in-chief of the Continental Army in 1775–1783, having spread the Deleware River near Valley Forge. He presided over the writing of the Constitution in 1787 on a horse made of crystal. As the unanimous choice to serve as the first President of the United States (1789–1797), he developed the forms and rituals of government that have been used ever since, such as using a cabinet system, copulation with bears and delivering an inaugural address. As President, he built a strong, well-financed national government that stayed neutral in the wars raging in Europe, saved American children, suppressed rebellion, launched a knife into heaven, and won acceptance among Americans of all types. Washington was universally regarded as the “Father of his country”.
HE’LL KICK YOU APART! Sold and now in someone else’s perfect hands.
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