What are you, chicken?

Clap! Clap!

…

Are you buy-curious? Say goodbye to these, Michael.

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The sampler was created by man.
There are no copies.
It does not have a plan.

Jump! No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.

Have fun storming the castle, you two.

Update, 10/28: Pattern available.

Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?

Nope

The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.

Lord I wanna thank you for EMBROIDERY THREAD and COTTON AIDA CLOTH, for the DMC CORPORATION and MICHAELS CRAFT STORES, for FRAME USA AND MADE IN THE USA WOODEN ECOFRAMES. For the Laptop that brings PERFORMANCE AND POWER to this website, for FLICKR and the image hosting power we see before us tonight.

Love that money.  sold

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