Gift of the Magi

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Born a King on Bethlehem’s plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these icies

Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and that Donna

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Karan they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it Ima start some drama

Check it out ~ finished piecepdf pattern

The Impostor

I love to stitch, stitching’s my favorite!

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If you’re another human who shares our affinity for elf culture, you might considering buying this Christmas sampler for your home.

Finished piece and PDF pattern available.

The Subversive Cross Stitch Project: ERNAMERNTS

The holidays are traditionally a time for putting cross-stitched swag ALL UP IN YOUR HOUSE.

In keeping with this spirit, this year we’ve teamed up with our sensei, the great Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch to bring you:

ERMAHGERD ERNAMERNT KITS – ten in all!

Purchasing Options:

MERTHERFERKIN HERLIDER SWERG:

            Kits            PDF Patterns           Finished Ornaments (gone)

SO SEASONAL!