Without further delay – your 2014 Steotch Fine Needleart Official Holiday Ornaments have arrived:
Happy Christmas! {Finished piece} {PDF pattern}
Walken in a Winter Wonderland! {Finished piece} {PDF pattern}
Murray Christmas! {Finished piece} {PDF pattern}
Jingle McCringleberry! {Finished piece} {PDF pattern}
Light up the Tree! {Finished piece} {PDF pattern}
… and from our brand to yours, most sincere non-marketingy wishes for a happy holiday.
(Please buy stuff.)
Dear Lord,
The gods have been good to me, and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal; you freeze everything as it is and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign.
Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.
Thy will be done.
Amen.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
Original piece available on Etsy Sold
Steotchalong 2014 is in the books – an enormous, heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated, and kept up the chatter on the forums, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves as much as we enjoyed presiding – and look forward to more stupid events in the future.
Now, check out these samplers!
This is the discussion forum for Pattern 8 – stop by and discuss your options, and share your progress as you finish this sucker.
We’ll be posting again this week soliciting photos of your finished work.
If you haven’t already done so, you might consider tossing a coin in the tip jar, or visiting our Etsy shop for more fun.
The ironic cross stitching world waits with bated breath for tomorrow’s final pattern.
Let’s check in with our little beotches on Twitter and Instagram to see who’s ready…
Ready for the snark that will come with part 8 of the #steotchalong. @steotch bring it! pic.twitter.com/sixfX16Gyz
— missfaith (@missfaith) July 20, 2014
I wasn’t sure how I’d fare, but I can’t wait for @steotch to drop the last pattern tomorrow! #Steotchalong http://t.co/56pVhgtLcq
— Shannon Saar (@frostyplum) July 19, 2014
We sit and wait and wonder. @steotch #steotchalong pic.twitter.com/5ub4KYCPzX
— Victoria Vanov (@vanov) July 18, 2014
What’s my mother$%&^in’ name? @steotch #mysterystitchalong #stitchalong #steotchalong #bowwowwow pic.twitter.com/vQrFT5M3wG
— Laura (@hall_lelujah) July 17, 2014
Penultimate pattern. Getting sad the fun’s almost over, but I love a valid reason to use “penultimate.” @steotch pic.twitter.com/InwbFOxGtN
— Caroline (@ct6numbers) July 17, 2014
Snoopy at 38,000 feet! Pattern 7 done. #steotchalong @steotch #stitchforlife pic.twitter.com/riECdceQxr
— Jessica Troy (@Vampytoto) July 16, 2014
@steotch #steotchalong #cross stitch progress so far. pic.twitter.com/Kk3tWiZYHH
— Courtney (@nerdstackular) July 15, 2014
Sleep well, kiddies.
Tomorrow, we sew in hell.