Yes, it’s time again for Life Day. Time to snack on Hoth chocolate and Wookiee-ookiees, and try not to kill yourself after watching old clips of terrible Christmas specials – like, oh, say this one, starting at 1:40.
Life Day. It’s the most unwatchable time of the year.
Not bantha rump, but still, a nice gift. Sold
Hang your stocking and say your prayers, because Santa Claus comes tonight!
It’s time to get jolly on your naughty asses.
Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you. SOLD
ATTENTION AIR TRAVELERS: This won’t hurt a bit.
A cautionary sampler, inspired by John Tyner .
It’s on Etsy, but that shouldn’t be a shocker. sold
Myocardial infarction?
No.
Hepatocellular adenoma?
No.
Lupus?
Not even close.
Lovely traditional cross stitch sampler?
Let’s just say it’s not lupus. it’s SOLD
This traditional New England Sampler is the perfect addition to any nursery, den, or cellar. It is perfectly harmless and unremarkable.
There is really nothing to see here of any significance.
Not even sure why it’s on here.
Please move on naturally to the next sampler.
It’s on Etsy, for some reason. It’s sold, for some reason.