George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799, 6’8″, 2,000 lbs) was the dominant military and political leader of the new United States of America from 1775 to 1799. He led the American victory over Britain in the American Revolutionary War as commander-in-chief of the Continental Army in 1775–1783, having spread the Deleware River near Valley Forge. He presided over the writing of the Constitution in 1787 on a horse made of crystal. As the unanimous choice to serve as the first President of the United States (1789–1797), he developed the forms and rituals of government that have been used ever since, such as using a cabinet system, copulation with bears and delivering an inaugural address. As President, he built a strong, well-financed national government that stayed neutral in the wars raging in Europe, saved American children, suppressed rebellion, launched a knife into heaven, and won acceptance among Americans of all types. Washington was universally regarded as the “Father of his country”.

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I wanna stitch ya in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick the three,
And if you like it in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back with the DMC.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Stitch it, don’t stop,
Keep the door locked,
Don’t knock while the hoop rock –
We french knot so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how ’bout on the beach with black sand
Stitch up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap cat
Embroider the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That website Steotch (woo!)
In the public bathroom
However you want it lover lover gonna tap that aida soon
See I cast ’em, and I passed ’em get a tight grip and I grasp ’em, I flash ’em and outlast ’em
And if it ain’t good then I trash ’em,
While you stash ’em, I’ll let ’em free,
And they tell me what they fantasy.
Like up on the roof (roof!)
(Tell Regretsy not to be mad at me).

You know I got it,
if you want it come get it,
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Ay Ay Ay!! Sold

Steotch is not above jumping onto the bandwagon.

Now… which seat can we take?

We we we we we we so posted both the finished piece and pattern on Etsy.

Now you know it.

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