Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?
Nope
Lord I wanna thank you for EMBROIDERY THREAD and COTTON AIDA CLOTH, for the DMC CORPORATION and MICHAELS CRAFT STORES, for FRAME USA AND MADE IN THE USA WOODEN ECOFRAMES. For the Laptop that brings PERFORMANCE AND POWER to this website, for FLICKR and the image hosting power we see before us tonight.
Love that money. sold
Just seeing this cross-stitched smile will surely manufacture your consent that this sampler is incredible. Maybe you can’t join the ruling class, but with this in your living room you could feel like it. Surely your guests will say “Wow! This is an unaccountable institution!”
Update: 3/7/12: Internet Craftsters like us depend on sharing. Somehow it didn’t seem to be in the spirit of Chomsky to sell this pattern, so we decided to do the democratic thing, and share it for free. All we ask is that you share, too. If you finish the project – please share a picture with us on Twitter or Facebook, or at least tell your friends where you got the pattern. This pattern (GRAB BOTH of the two PDFs below) is not recommended for beginning stitchers, so be warned, beotch!
So. Here’s this. Partly because today is the 4th of July, but mostly as an excuse to post my favorite Youtube video
RAWR sold