Howdy ho ho yum yum yum, Christmastime has come!
A present from down below.
My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things.
My crib, my cars, my pool, my frankincense…
Get stitch or die tryin’. sold
Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.
Have fun storming the castle, you two.
Update, 10/28: Pattern available.