I love to stitch, stitching’s my favorite!

If you’re another human who shares our affinity for elf culture, you might considering buying this Christmas sampler for your home.

Finished piece and PDF pattern available.

The holidays are traditionally a time for putting cross-stitched swag ALL UP IN YOUR HOUSE.

In keeping with this spirit, this year we’ve teamed up with our sensei, the great Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch to bring you:

ERMAHGERD ERNAMERNT KITS – ten in all!

Purchasing Options:

• Kits available over on Subversive Cross Stitch (includes all supplies to make your own)
• PDF Patterns available on our Etsy store (files emailed to you)
• Finished ornaments by Steotch, pictured below, on our Etsy store (while they last)

MERTHERFERKIN HERLIDER SWERG:

            Kits            PDF Patterns           Finished Ornaments (gone)

SO SEASONAL!

Exciting isn’t it? A special kind of business.  sold

Haul Ass

Awesome, the Christian in Christian Dior
Damn they don’t make ’em like this anymore.
I ask ‘cause I’m not sure –
Do anybody make real shit anymore?

Wait til you get your money right. sold