I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

Pattern and Finished Piece available over on Etsy.

This American sampler, for Tig:

SOLID GOLD, MOST LUXURIOUS SAMPLER IN THE WORLD. IT’S TERRIFIC.

And, uh, I got a ham.

Finished piece available on our Etsy for just 99 Punky Corns.

String up the lights and light up the tree!
We’re gonna make some revelry!
Spirits are high, so I can tell,
it’s stitching time in hell!

Finished piece
Instant pattern

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What’s a Christmas tree without quaint handmade cross-stitched ornaments?

FETID ROTTING LUMBER that’s what.

Last year with help from our sensei we brought you memes for your tree.

Now, Steotch Fine New England Needleart is proud to present our new batch of Holla Day Ornaments to keep even the deadest tree looking fly!

AROUND THE WORLD:

Ornament ~  Kit  ~ Pattern

IN DA MANGER:

Ornament ~ Kit ~ Pattern

FROSTY FRINGE:

Ornament ~ Kit ~ Pattern

SMOKING SANTA:

Ornament ~ Kit ~ Pattern

FRESH NUTCRACKER:

Ornament ~ Kit ~ Pattern

Pattern 5-Pack also available.

NEW FOR LAST YEAR!

Patterns for our meme ornaments are back on Etsy.

New 2013 ornaments, kits, and patterns coming soon.  HO HO HO