I could give a fuck ’bout no hater –
Long as my stitches love me.

Pattern

Finished Piece

Take a trip to the pole to see what Santa’s brought you!

Finished piece and pattern available on our Etsy.

Have a sexy season, beotches!

Without further delay – your 2014 Steotch Fine Needleart Official Holiday Ornaments have arrived:

Happy Christmas!  {Finished piece}  {PDF pattern}

Walken in a Winter Wonderland!   {Finished piece}   {PDF pattern}

Murray Christmas!   {Finished piece}    {PDF pattern}

Jingle McCringleberry!   {Finished piece}   {PDF pattern}

Light up the Tree!   {Finished piece}    {PDF pattern}

… and from our brand to yours, most sincere non-marketingy wishes for a happy holiday.

(Please buy stuff.)

Dear Lord,

The gods have been good to me, and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal; you freeze everything as it is and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign.

Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.

Thy will be done.

Amen.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.

Original piece available on Etsy   Sold

PATTERN NOW AVAILABLE

Steotchalong 2014 is in the books – an enormous, heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated, and kept up the chatter on the forums, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.  We hope you all enjoyed yourselves as much as we enjoyed presiding – and look forward to more stupid events in the future.

Now, check out these samplers!

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