George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799, 6’8″, 2,000 lbs) was the dominant military and political leader of the new United States of America from 1775 to 1799. He led the American victory over Britain in the American Revolutionary War as commander-in-chief of the Continental Army in 1775–1783, having spread the Deleware River near Valley Forge. He presided over the writing of the Constitution in 1787 on a horse made of crystal. As the unanimous choice to serve as the first President of the United States (1789–1797), he developed the forms and rituals of government that have been used ever since, such as using a cabinet system, copulation with bears and delivering an inaugural address. As President, he built a strong, well-financed national government that stayed neutral in the wars raging in Europe, saved American children, suppressed rebellion, launched a knife into heaven, and won acceptance among Americans of all types. Washington was universally regarded as the “Father of his country”.

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