You guys are, like, the Michael Jordan of guessing wrong. Pattern 3 will probably clear some things up.
— Caroline (@ct6numbers) June 24, 2014
— Heather M Fancy (@fancySec) June 22, 2014
— Morag H (@miss_mvh) June 22, 2014
— Neff (@Neffectual) June 21, 2014
— Krissi’s Art Studio (@krissisandvik) June 24, 2014
Pattern 3 coming your way tomorrow…
In the last few days, we’ve received notes from stitchers around the world preparing their stashes for what’s to come (such pressure, very anxiety). And, by the way, if you haven’t added your name to the roll call you should get on that.
Some of you are already asking for hints, which is cute. We won’t get into the business of acknowledging your guesses until we’re well into this thing and everyone’s pretty much figured out what you’re stitching (and by the way – you’ll all THINK you’ve got it totally figured out pretty quickly, but don’t be so sure until the last day).
You’re going to have to trust us on this one.
But allow us to say one thing quickly about the content of this piece. Some of you have made comments to the effect of how you just found Steotch because of the stitch-along. That’s great! Welcome! If you’re new here, PLEASE take a moment to familiarize yourself with our portfolio – while we won’t say what this pattern will be, you can safely assume it will be in the spirit of the rest of our, uh, oeuvre. It might contain themes that are more mature or snarky than you might expect from cross stitch. It also might just be a really stupid joke. It might be both.
Guys, let’s just be safe and assume it’s both.
We’ll post an official discussion thread (ha!) for each pattern, so you can tawk amongst yourselves while you get your spinster on.
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any miscounted stitches will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official record. Followed by death.
Welcome to the internet’s biggest cross-stitch-along event (I guess?). The #Steotchalong is a simple concept: we will post a series of 8 cross stitch patterns – each one will reveal a little bit more of the final pattern. You won’t know what you’re stitching until you’ve devoted too much time to stop. We’ve set up a forum where you can share your guesses as to the final content, ask questions, show off your work, trash talk, disclose state secrets, or whatever.
Last year we had a healthy discussion going on our Facebook page, and that’s cool too. A big reason we do this is to help build up the community of internet cross-stitchers, so we hope you’ll dive in and engage.
Things to know:
HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY ALONG:
Embroidery thread (DMC Floss):
16-Count Aida Fabric (if you want the finished piece to fit in a 5×7 frame):
New patterns will be released every 5 days
Once again we will run on a “Pay What You Want” model. We know you all want to pay us tons of money – but not everyone can. We hope those who can contribute something to the cause will do so. This is really more about building community and having fun.
We’ll see you back here on the 15th.
Who wants the Stitcher’s Delight pattern? If our inbox over the past few years is any indication, a lot of you.
It’s a simple stitch, but it’s been to the very top of Reddit twice, been adapted and altered by other stitchers who disagree with our (authoritative) choice of “Hibby” over “Hippy” and other variants of the original lyrics, and remixed by designers in other media.
(Ever wondered where the original sampler colors came from?)
The pattern’s super simple – but if you want the download, here you go. Continue reading →