Goo. Gone

Get the pattern!

I wanna stitch ya in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick the three,
And if you like it in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back with the DMC.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Stitch it, don’t stop,
Keep the door locked,
Don’t knock while the hoop rock -
We french knot so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how ’bout on the beach with black sand
Stitch up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap cat
Embroider the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That website Steotch (woo!)
In the public bathroom
However you want it lover lover gonna tap that aida soon
See I cast ‘em, and I passed ‘em get a tight grip and I grasp ‘em, I flash ‘em and outlast ‘em
And if it ain’t good then I trash ‘em,
While you stash ‘em, I’ll let ‘em free,
And they tell me what they fantasy.
Like up on the roof (roof!)
(Tell Regretsy not to be mad at me).

You know I got it,
if you want it come get it,
click onto our Etsy like
Ay Ay Ay!! Sold

Steotch is not above jumping onto the bandwagon.

Now… which seat can we take?

We we we we we we so posted both the finished piece and pattern on Etsy.

Now you know it.

Everybody, everybody!
Come on, Fhqwhgads!

Etsybadia Sampler Collect

Some people say we’re a little anal about making high-quality traditional samplers. Well there’s nothing a little anal about this work of our hands! We’ve painstakingly worked every plunging stitch, and firmly stretched the piece into its striking frame. This work is sure to forever change how you see the traditional Irish claddagh. No matter how hard you try.

Sláinte!

Makes a memorable St. Patty’s Day gift.

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…the whole wide room.

(Depending on the room.)

Please note: Sometimes our samplers are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know we’re trying to correct this.

Business time. SOLD (Business hours are over).

Close up image below the fold, if you’re into it:

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When you get a new sampler [ uh huh uh huh ]
and ya feeling like a star [ ok ok ]
what you gon do? [ what cha gon do? what cha gon do? ]
GHOST RIDE IT
ghost ride the sampler!

Now watch me you. Sold

Ghost ride the pattern!

If you love something,
Set it free.
If it comes back to you,
It’s yours.
If not,
It was never meant to be.

We wants it. We needs it. Must have the sssssampler.

One does not simply click on Etsy. SOLD

Hey, when life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade.

Inspired by, and made for Zach:

On Etsy Sold