Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.

Have fun storming the castle, you two.

Update, 10/28: Pattern available.

Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?

Nope

The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.

Lord I wanna thank you for EMBROIDERY THREAD and COTTON AIDA CLOTH, for the DMC CORPORATION and MICHAELS CRAFT STORES, for FRAME USA AND MADE IN THE USA WOODEN ECOFRAMES. For the Laptop that brings PERFORMANCE AND POWER to this website, for FLICKR and the image hosting power we see before us tonight.

Love that money.  sold

Pattern

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Just stitch. It’ll be okay.

When it’s Etsy, if it’s not rough, it isn’t fun.

Just seeing this cross-stitched smile will surely manufacture your consent that this sampler is incredible. Maybe you can’t join the ruling class, but with this in your living room you could feel like it. Surely your guests will say “Wow! This is an unaccountable institution!”

Update: 3/7/12:  Internet Craftsters like us depend on sharing.  Somehow it didn’t seem to be in the spirit of Chomsky to sell this pattern, so we decided to do the democratic thing, and share it for free.  All we ask is that you share, too.  If you finish the project – please share a picture with us on Twitter or Facebook, or at least tell your friends where you got the pattern.  This pattern (GRAB BOTH of the two PDFs below) is not recommended for beginning stitchers, so be warned, beotch!

Pattern    ~    Info Sheet

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So. Here’s this. Partly because today is the 4th of July, but mostly as an excuse to post my favorite Youtube video

RAWR sold

Pattern available

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Deal with it.

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A tip of the hat to Beefranck.  Let’s see more Gossip Folks samplers, internet.  We’re counting on you.

I know y’all poor, y’all broke, y’all job just hanging up coats… but it’s on Etsy.

All arise.

This little sampler isn’t for sale, it’s for a friend.

Pattern available.

It was hard to choose the right text for this image. Alternative options included:

“I thought it would lighten the mood a little.”

“WHO’S GOT A PLATE OF SOMETHING?”

“We’ll have supper next weekend.”

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Our tribute to the greatest TV show of all time, this 8″x12″ sampler is the result of a month of work.

Call me old fashioned, but I think it’s pretty okay! It will look great in your sideways home, hung above your sofa or love seat.

It is the perfect gift for certain occasions.

Please note that this is two hundred.
And forty dollars.
Worth of stitchin’. Shhhhhhh. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It’s ouutta heeeeeere.