STEOTCH: Fine New England Needleart

STEOTCH: Fine New England Needleart http://steotch.com Beotch! Thu, 17 May 2012 02:01:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/d7993b44a5ec27741918e6c6d82caadc?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png STEOTCH: Fine New England Needleart http://steotch.com Kiss the Cook http://steotch.com/2012/05/02/kiss-the-cook/ http://steotch.com/2012/05/02/kiss-the-cook/#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 15:03:36 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=508 ]]>

P1010425

Good product takes time, and this sampler is the result of four months of carefully following every step in our patented formula. A truly one of a kind piece, the sampler is sure to brighten up your kitchen – whether you’re whipping up an extravagant breakfast for junior, or just bringing in pizza and dipping sticks. The cook cannot stop.

~~Fat stacks, yo~~. Sold

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P1010218

That’s the kind of sampler I was lookin’ for.

And yes you’ll get slapped if you lookin’ ho!

Boombadoomboomboombadoomboombuy.

]]> http://steotch.com/2012/04/07/boombadoomboombroidery/feed/ 1 steotch P1010218 Colonial Brick Home http://steotch.com/2012/03/21/colonial-brick-home/ http://steotch.com/2012/03/21/colonial-brick-home/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:31:43 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=495 ]]> This sampler is stacked and that’s a fact. This home knows it’s built, and knows how to please.

~~The one, the only one~~.sold

Pattern available

]]> http://steotch.com/2012/03/21/colonial-brick-home/feed/ 2 steotch P1010083 Sweet School Skills http://steotch.com/2012/03/02/sweet-school-skills/ http://steotch.com/2012/03/02/sweet-school-skills/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:39:39 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=481 ]]> I already made, like, infinity of these at scout camp.

Some sweet moolah. sold

]]> http://steotch.com/2012/03/02/sweet-school-skills/feed/ 1 steotch P1010053 82eW8Wrh99umd8tgNHwaUj5u_500 The Love Inside of You http://steotch.com/2011/12/22/the-love-inside-of-you/ http://steotch.com/2011/12/22/the-love-inside-of-you/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:30:49 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=454 ]]> Howdy ho ho yum yum yum, Christmastime has come!

A present from down below.

]]> http://steotch.com/2011/12/22/the-love-inside-of-you/feed/ 1 steotch P1000681b poo In Da Manger http://steotch.com/2011/12/06/in-da-manger/ http://steotch.com/2011/12/06/in-da-manger/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:15:37 +0000 steotch http://steotch.wordpress.com/?p=444 ]]> My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things.
My crib, my cars, my pool, my frankincense…

~~Get stitch or die tryin’~~. sold

]]> http://steotch.com/2011/12/06/in-da-manger/feed/ 0 steotch P1000600 FAMILY LOVE SAMPLER http://steotch.com/2011/11/17/family-love-sampler/ http://steotch.com/2011/11/17/family-love-sampler/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:22:41 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=432 ]]>

What are you, chicken?

Clap! Clap!

…

~~Are you buy-curious?~~ Say goodbye to these, Michael.

]]> http://steotch.com/2011/11/17/family-love-sampler/feed/ 2 steotch kuhkah chachee P1000423 So Stitch We All http://steotch.com/2011/11/08/so-stitch-we-all/ http://steotch.com/2011/11/08/so-stitch-we-all/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:46:31 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=428 ]]> The sampler was created by man.
There are no copies.
It does not have a plan.

~~Jump!~~ No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

]]> http://steotch.com/2011/11/08/so-stitch-we-all/feed/ 10 steotch P1000420b Bwessed Awwangement http://steotch.com/2011/10/08/bwessed-awwangement/ http://steotch.com/2011/10/08/bwessed-awwangement/#comments Sat, 08 Oct 2011 13:20:46 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=422 ]]> Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.

Have fun storming the castle, you two.

Update, 10/28: Pattern available.

]]> http://steotch.com/2011/10/08/bwessed-awwangement/feed/ 20 steotch P1000267 Testament http://steotch.com/2011/09/19/testament/ http://steotch.com/2011/09/19/testament/#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:11:32 +0000 steotch http://steotch.com/?p=419 ]]> Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?

Nope

The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.

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