Take a trip to the pole to see what Santa’s brought you!
Have a sexy season, beotches!
Without further delay – your 2014 Steotch Fine Needleart Official Holiday Ornaments have arrived:
… and from our brand to yours, most sincere non-marketingy wishes for a happy holiday.
(Please buy stuff.)
The gods have been good to me, and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal; you freeze everything as it is and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is okay, please give me absolutely no sign.
Okay, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.
Thy will be done.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
Steotchalong 2014 is in the books – an enormous, heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated, and kept up the chatter on the forums, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves as much as we enjoyed presiding – and look forward to more stupid events in the future.
Now, check out these samplers!
This is the discussion forum for Pattern 8 – stop by and discuss your options, and share your progress as you finish this sucker.
We’ll be posting again this week soliciting photos of your finished work.
If you haven’t already done so, you might consider tossing a coin in the tip jar, or visiting our Etsy shop for more fun.
The ironic cross stitching world waits with bated breath for tomorrow’s final pattern.
Let’s check in with our little beotches on Twitter and Instagram to see who’s ready…
— missfaith (@missfaith) July 20, 2014
— Shannon Saar (@frostyplum) July 19, 2014
— Victoria Vanov (@vanov) July 18, 2014
— Laura (@hall_lelujah) July 17, 2014
— Caroline (@ct6numbers) July 17, 2014
— Jessica Troy (@Vampytoto) July 16, 2014
— Courtney (@nerdstackular) July 15, 2014
Sleep well, kiddies.
Tomorrow, we sew in hell.
The white is o’er, the battle done.
Here’s some white white WIPS as we head into the final two stages of #Steotchalong 2014.
— area (@Sedna_51) July 13, 2014
— Jessica Troy (@Vampytoto) July 13, 2014
— Rita Hao (@rah56) July 12, 2014
— Courtney (@nerdstackular) July 10, 2014
And then there’s the smug few who picked a darker aida, and have been laughing their asses of this whole time…
— Caroline (@ct6numbers) July 11, 2014
— Laura (@hall_lelujah) July 14, 2014
And then there’s just plain overconfidence…
See you tomorrow, little beotches.
You guys are, like, the Michael Jordan of guessing wrong. Pattern 3 will probably clear some things up.
— Caroline (@ct6numbers) June 24, 2014
— Heather M Fancy (@fancySec) June 22, 2014
— Morag H (@miss_mvh) June 22, 2014
— Neff (@Neffectual) June 21, 2014
— Krissi’s Art Studio (@krissisandvik) June 24, 2014
Pattern 3 coming your way tomorrow…