Beotch!

Kiss the Cook

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Good product takes time, and this sampler is the result of four months of carefully following every step in our patented formula. A truly one of a kind piece, the sampler is sure to brighten up your kitchen – whether you’re whipping up an extravagant breakfast for junior, or just bringing in pizza and dipping sticks. The cook cannot stop.

Fat stacks, yo.  Sold

Pattern available, bitch.

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44 Responses

  1. Are you selling this? If so, for how much?

    May 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    • gtank

      it’s for sale in their Etsy store!

      May 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm

  2. Ashley

    ^ Ditto. I NEED THIS!

    May 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm

  3. gtank

    You do the best faces. The colors are perfect. If you gave a workshop on stitching I would totally be there. Just a thought. :)

    May 5, 2012 at 1:00 pm

  4. gimmeapaw

    Will you be selling the PATTERN for this on Etsy?

    May 17, 2012 at 2:01 am

  5. beth, it’s so great to hear from you! you flatter me.

    as for the pattern- we do have one, which we could make available on etsy, if people would like to take it on. it’s a very challenging piece.

    May 20, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    • gimmeapaw

      Yes, please please please sell the pattern on etsy!

      May 20, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    • Nora

      Please sell the pattern! I would love to take on this challenge.

      May 21, 2012 at 2:55 am

    • Luxx

      I need this pattern in my life!
      Echoing previous sentiments, please make it available on Etsy!!

      June 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    • Carys

      I would LOVE to buy the pattern for this! My man is a huge Breaking Bad fan, this would be an amazing gift! :)

      June 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    • I would definitely pay money for this pattern!

      Awesome work!

      June 11, 2012 at 1:37 am

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  7. Annie

    I fourth the pattern request!

    May 30, 2012 at 12:27 am

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  14. Jennifer

    Yes! this is amazing! I would love a pattern as well!!

    June 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm

  15. we’re working to get the pattern finished ASAP- should have it ready in the next few days. thanks!

    June 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm

  16. Bonnie

    My fiancé and I are dying to have this in our kitchen! Will you be selling it completed, or only the pattern? I can sew a button but probably not a complicated pattern like this!

    June 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm

  17. Jaime

    I would definitely order the pattern!

    June 11, 2012 at 7:17 pm

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  19. Taylor

    Please sell this pattern! I love the piece and I wouldn’t mind the challange! I love love (two loves!) all your work, btw.

    June 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

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  22. Alice

    I have been checking etsy store daily for this pattern! I hope you still plan on listing it!!

    June 22, 2012 at 8:28 pm

  23. ari

    I need this in my life! Please sell the pattern!

    June 23, 2012 at 3:51 am

  24. Kelsey

    I would pay actual dollars for this patten.

    June 24, 2012 at 7:47 pm

  25. yes, it’s still coming- sorry for the delay. we’ve been having technical difficulties with the charts. rest assured, we’re working hard on it!

    June 24, 2012 at 7:57 pm

  26. heatherewf

    I NEED THIS.

    July 3, 2012 at 8:40 am

  27. spaceytracy

    oh my gods, i will pay good money for this pattern! i am echoing the outcry for the pattern! it will fill my weeks between episodes so much better than being spoiled on reddit. it’s up to you to prevent spoilers!

    July 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

  28. I need the pattern! So this is what crystal meth withdrawals feels like…

    July 14, 2012 at 4:05 am

  29. forgottofollow

    My boyfriend saw this and loves it. I’d love to be able to buy the pattern too if possible so I can make it as a present? It’s brilliant :)

    July 14, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    • forgottofollow

      Oops my phone didn’t load all the comments, just read the newest comments, can’t wait to see it on etsy and start sewing :)

      July 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

  30. I ALSO NEED A PATTERN FOR THIS… oh wait, here it is: https://www.etsy.com/listing/104473808/kiss-the-cook-pattern

    July 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    • katiegat

      Yay! Just in time for the premiere! 👍

      July 16, 2012 at 12:53 am

  31. spaceytracy

    warning shmarnings, i AM the danger. or i like to buy pdfs that will languish in a drawer along with a piece of fabric that says “kiss the co” thank you so much for putting this up! i can’t wait to give it a go. i promise to go to youtube and not to you for help!

    July 16, 2012 at 12:37 am

  32. ari

    That was the fastest purchase I ever made. Thanks very much for selling it!

    July 16, 2012 at 12:47 am

  33. Can I link to this from my blog – this is awesome!!!!!

    July 19, 2012 at 10:57 am

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  35. Ashley

    Is there any way that anyone can make it for me already? I am willing to pay extra

    December 19, 2012 at 3:02 am

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