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Kiss the Cook

P1010425

Good product takes time, and this sampler is the result of four months of carefully following every step in our patented formula. A truly one of a kind piece, the sampler is sure to brighten up your kitchen – whether you’re whipping up an extravagant breakfast for junior, or just bringing in pizza and dipping sticks. The cook cannot stop.

Fat stacks, yo.  Sold

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Boombadoomboombroidery

P1010218

That’s the kind of sampler I was lookin’ for.

And yes you’ll get slapped if you lookin’ ho!

Boombadoomboomboombadoomboombuy.

Colonial Brick Home

This sampler is stacked and that’s a fact. This home knows it’s built, and knows how to please.

P1010083

The one, the only one.sold

Pattern available

Sweet School Skills

I already made, like, infinity of these at scout camp.

P1010053

Some sweet moolah. sold

 

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The Love Inside of You

Howdy ho ho yum yum yum, Christmastime has come!

P1000681b

A present from down below.

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In Da Manger

My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things.
My crib, my cars, my pool, my frankincense…

P1000600

Get stitch or die tryin’.   sold

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FAMILY LOVE SAMPLER

What are you, chicken?

kuhkah

Clap! Clap!

chachee

P1000423

Are you buy-curious?
Say goodbye to these, Michael.

Pattern

So Stitch We All

The sampler was created by man.
There are no copies.
It does not have a plan.

P1000420b

Jump! No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

Bwessed Awwangement

Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.

P1000267

Have fun storming the castle, you two.

Update, 10/28: Pattern available.

Testament

Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?

P1000254

Nope

nope

The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.