Howdy ho ho yum yum yum, Christmastime has come!

A present from down below.

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My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things.
My crib, my cars, my pool, my frankincense…

Get stitch or die tryin’.   sold

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What are you, chicken?

Clap! Clap!

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Are you buy-curious? Say goodbye to these, Michael.

Pattern

The sampler was created by man.
There are no copies.
It does not have a plan.

Jump! No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them.

Have fun storming the castle, you two.

Update, 10/28: Pattern available.

Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler?

Nope

The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.

Lord I wanna thank you for EMBROIDERY THREAD and COTTON AIDA CLOTH, for the DMC CORPORATION and MICHAELS CRAFT STORES, for FRAME USA AND MADE IN THE USA WOODEN ECOFRAMES. For the Laptop that brings PERFORMANCE AND POWER to this website, for FLICKR and the image hosting power we see before us tonight.

Love that money.  sold

Pattern

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Just stitch. It’ll be okay.

When it’s Etsy, if it’s not rough, it isn’t fun.

Just seeing this cross-stitched smile will surely manufacture your consent that this sampler is incredible. Maybe you can’t join the ruling class, but with this in your living room you could feel like it. Surely your guests would say “Wow! This is truly an unaccountable institution!”

Propaganda sold

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So. Here’s this. Partly because today is the 4th of July, but mostly as an excuse to post my favorite Youtube video

RAWR sold

Pattern available

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